Thursday, February 25, 2010

Huile?


La guerre de l’huile ! ?

Hier, on était en train de discuter les ; ‘ iles de Falklands’. en francais , Malouines et espagnol les Malvinas.
J’ai expliqué que en 1982, il y avait une guerre entre l’Argentine et le Royaume-Uni--- a cause de ?
La souveraineté ?
Alors, c’était l’époque de Margaret Thatcher et beaucoup de gens ont été tues ! Très triste !
Maintenant les problèmes ont réapparu, il y a une nouvelle tension entre nos deux pays.
Pourquoi ?
Parce que nous, les britanniques avons décidé qu’il y a beaucoup d’or caché sous la mer ! sous forme de ‘
{Huile !]
Et c’est a ce moment que ma jeune assistante a dit une guerre de HUILE !!!! ?

Évident, maintenant que j’aurais dire ‘ Pétrole’ !
En fait l’histoire des ‘Falklands’ est incroyablement compliqué ! Regardez les liens pour Louis Antoine de Bougainville.

Talking Dog! Merci mille fois Dedene, c'est chouette!


A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.


'You talk?' he asks.


'Yep,' the Lab replies.



After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.


'Ten dollars,' the guy says.


'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

St. Valentine

Here is the link to the article about St. Valentine.

Burns

While we sit bousing at the nappy,
An' getting fou and unco happy
We think na on the lang Scots miles,
The mosses, waters, slaps and styles,
That lie between us and our hame,
Whare sits our sulky sullen dame,
Gathering her brows like gathering storm,
Nursing her wrath to keep it warm.

Thank you Joan, I suppose we must look at the linguistic values. I think we should ask you to read this with your Scottish accent.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Russian Winter Festival

Just to advertise the , Russian Winter Festival'.
This will be held at 'Van Mildert College', Durham.
Saturday 27th. February 2010.
12-4
Expect to see traditional guest speakers and support the Russian Orphan Fund.

I am hoping to go as I have had the wonderful opportunity to visit Kostroma in Russia on two occasions.

Monday, February 15, 2010

C.I.E.H. Professional Trainers' Course

A big hello to delegates on the CIEH Trainers' course. Good luck for your presentations and don't forget to access your resources on www.cafepierre.eu.

Y en espagnol por Miguel, !buene suerte!

Peter

Friday, February 12, 2010

Who was St. Valentine ?

Who was Saint Valentine?

St Valentine was a Christian priest who lived in Rome during the third century AD. He was executed by the Emperor Claudius II.

His execution was during the Roman festival of Lupercalia, a celebration of Juno, the goddess of fertility. This is why Valentine became associated with lovers.

It is said that the bones of St Valentine were owned by a French family. This family gave the bones to Franciscan friars in 1868. The bones were taken to Glasgow, Scotland and are kept there in a Franciscan church.

There are other churches all over Europe which also claim to hold the bones of St Valentine.

Perhaps only those truly in love can spot the real ones!

Written by Joan Kavanagh

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Hero?

I love this !!!!!

HERO

Thank you Tara!

Mis deberes españoles

¡Mi semana, fue una semana muy interesante!
Fíjate, el lunes, martes y miércoles, tuve mis clases de Francés. Alemán y español, muchas reuniones y trabajo, ¡normal!
Pero el jueves y viernes tuve dos días fenomenales. El jueves por la mañana fui a las nueve al Gisboro Hall.
¿Por qué?
Estoy en el equipo de Middlesbrough AE, y somos ejemplas con la trabajas tecnológicos para la Education.
Fuimos la sede de la conferencia ejemplar, para trabajar con nueve organizaciones.
Hay organizaciones de Cornwall, Devon, Lincoln, Derbyshire, Doncaster, Londres, Darlington, Shipley y Middlesbrough.
Comimos a las once y todas las organizaciones dimos una presentación. Hubo mucha de discusión y preguntas. Después tuvimos dos horas de tiempo libre. Nos quedábamos en el hotel así que mi duché y descansé. A las siete nos reunimos en el restaurante para cenar y continuar la discusión.
Hablamos mucho de Moodle y del trabajo, hay muchas personas muy interesantes. Cenamos y bebí dos o tres vasos de vino.
Fui a la cama a las once y media. ¡Fíjate, estaba muy cansada!
Por la mañana me levanté a las siete y caminé en el terreno del hotel.
Desayunamos y fuimos al centro de MAES.
Viernes, trabajamos hasta las dos de la tarde.
Después comimos, nuestros nuevos amigos salieron para la estación.
¿ Y ahora? El proyecto continuara ‘en línea’ y tengo que visitar Cornwall y Derbysire, discutiremos y trabajaremos hasta el fin del proyecto en julio.

This is the finished product of my Spanish Homework, Muchas gracias Paty!!!!

Saturday, February 06, 2010

Exemplar Conference at Gisborough Hall



On Thursday and Friday of this week, I had a rest from my teaching commitments. Middlesbrough Adult Education Service have been recognised as 'Exemplar' providers in the use of Technology with teaching and learning. This meant that we had to organise a Residential Conference for our, 'Mini Network' of providers. We chose the superb Gisboro Hall to hold the Conference. Situated on the edge of the North Yorkshire Moors, we were only 20 minutes away from our offices in Middlesbrough.

Partners from all over the UK were present, Cornwall, Devon, London, Derbyshire, Doncaster, Lincoln, Shipley and the locals from Darlington and Middlesbrough Colleges were present.

Excellent Networking took place with future events planned in Derbyshire and Cornwall.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Memories of Summer


I was looking through some photos and came across this wonderful image. I took it on a beautiful evening by the Loire in August 2009. I must have been walking for hours , because my host came looking for me. I think he probably thought I had fallen in the Loire.
Can't wait to return , hopefully in July for the Comice!!